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Archive for July, 2008

If You Are Airport Security And You Realize That You Already Stupidly Let An Oversize Bag With “BOMB” Written On It Through Security Unchecked, What Do You Do? Well, If You Are Qantas, You Haul It Over To Where All The People Are So You Can Have A Closer Look

July 31st, 2008
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Because, as we all know, misery loves company

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Your Buddy Gets Bitten By A Rattlesnake. Do You: A) Call 911? B) Rush Him To The Hospital? or 3) Hook him up to your semi’s battery and turn on the engine?

July 30th, 2008
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Now he had two reasons to get to the emergency room

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Surprisingly, The Roof Of Your Minivan, As You Drive Around Miami, Is Not The Best Hiding Place For That 40 Foot (12 Meter) Street Lamp You Just Stole

July 30th, 2008
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And it apparently doesn't make you any brighter either

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Awesome UK TV Advertisement With A Surprise Point To Make

July 27th, 2008
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It's an awareness test. Can't say more. Don't want to give it away

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Apparently This Does Need To Be Said. If A Man Claims To Be A Market Researcher And Wants To Take Your Children Into A Separate Room For “Underwear Measurements,” Don’t Let Him Into Your House

July 25th, 2008
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People actually believed him

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A Company Installing A Sewer Line Is Forced To Pay $1,250 A Week For Someone To Watch For Trains On An Abandoned Rail Line

July 25th, 2008
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The weed infested track is blocked and hasn't seen a train in over a decade

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Man Gets On-The-Spot $60 Fine For Smoking In His Van Because His Van Is Classified As His Workplace

July 25th, 2008
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In other news, workplace theft, committed by government employees, is expected to rise significantly In the UK

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A Man Who Broke Up With His Fiance When He Learned She Is In Debt Is Ordered To Pay Her $150K For Breaking Up With Her

July 24th, 2008
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Sure sucks to be him

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Because It’s The 21st Century, A Nude Painting, Once Banned For Being Too Sexy, Is Unbanned But May Get Banned Again Because The Woman Is Smoking A Cigarette

July 24th, 2008
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Because it's the 21st century

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82-Year-Old Woman Ordered To Stop Taking Pictures Of An EMPTY Kiddie Pool on Fear That She Might Be A Pedophile

July 23rd, 2008
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An "Unclear On The Concept" Bonehead Award

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